As you prepare to start the weekend, please keep in mind that when you come across a body in the road, you should, at the very least, call 911. Should you want to do something nice for the world around us, you should also send emails to the two top political bags - douche and scum - and tell them to stop holding up the Ship Strike Reduction Act of 2008 and that you just might be willing to spend a few cents more on your imported gadgets and things if it saves only one of the three hundred remaining white whales from being a statistic in the nautical hit and run game. I mean, really, it's the least Cheney and Bush can do. Well, that and to let the door him them on the way out.
And then you can put down your granola and hug a tree.
I'd recommend Jessica James and The Outlaws' 1966 flop, "Give Her Up (Baby)", as a great driving song but no one can afford to drive anymore. Instead, I offer it up as a great motivator for dancing in the living room, getting those chores done, or singing into a hair brush while practicing your Dusty Springfield's Drag 101 Hand Gestures.
Jessica, of course, was really Peggy Santiglia and Peggy Santiglia was once a member of The Angels. As Peggy Farina, she and Bob Gaudio wrote one of the best (and under appreciated )4 Seasons songs (that will have to wait for another day) and the world is a much nicer place having had Peggy in it. Sultry and sassy, she sounds like a angel who has lost her halo on "Give Her Up (Baby)", on the verge of exposing valuable assets to keep her Baby.
To recap:
1)Call for help when encountering a body in the road
2)Emails to thing one and thing two to save a whale
3)Groove along to "Give Her Up (Baby)
4)Granola and tree hugging (optional)
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