John McCain said that he believes the fundamentals of our economy are strong yesterday. He also mentioned recession.
Then he introduced a singing serpent who sounds amazingly like Siouxsie Sioux, backed by the Banshees of course, who performed "Trust In Me". During the performance he sang along, ad-libbing like a desperate Sinatra: "Silent Slumber, Yeah! Go to sleep. Shut up already."
Considering his recent record of consistency, why wouldn't we trust him.
Goodnight... hey, where'd my house go?!
