From the sofa: Tucker Bounds get tied up by Campbell Brown

Tucker is almost as full of crap as Nancy Pfotenhauer, but not quite. Yet, somehow more of a nancy than Nancy.

Skirting around the questions while searching for a skirt behind which he could hide, Tucker Bounds made a startling announcement about Sarah Palin. No, not that her teenage unmarried daughter is preggers - who cares about that if it's not a Democratic indiscretion. What made many sit up and say, "Huh?", was his intimation that Sarah Palin is Commander in Chief of the Alaska National Guard.

So now we know that the Republican party has yet another asshole who has no clue as to how government works and he's speaking for the party. Run, Elephant, Run!

I'm all about Bristol's "delicate condition" being a private matter but, when her mama's party spills the beans - and hopefully not the seed - it's obvious that they're setting up the "liberal media" to feed a machine that will allow them to whine on about "bias". Sure, sending Bristol stomping off to a convent might be tricky since Sarah is an E-Van-Gel-Li-Cal Christian but, what, doesn't this family have an unmarried aunt somewhere that needs helps with her convalescence?

Well, even a pro-choice guy like me thinks it's wonderful that little Bristol is keepin' her baby and "plans" to marry the daddy. Still, I wouldn't be surprised if we don't hear of an unfortunate miscarriage and hunting trip with Uncle Dick for teen-dad in the near future.

This is getting richer by the minute.